So you've heard of the million mile Lexus

"mcseanerson" (mcseanerson) 02/03/2015 at 19:39 • Filed to: None

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How about the million mile Escalade? How about it Farah, wanna try and see how well GM luxury holds up compared to Toyota?

E. Julius > mcseanerson 02/03/2015 at 19:41

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Gotta transport all that coke somehow. I advise the new buyer to check the body panels for any "leftovers".

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > E. Julius 02/03/2015 at 19:43

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A la French Connection style.

jkm7680 > mcseanerson 02/03/2015 at 19:43

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Now a million mile Crown Vic for sale...

Nibby > mcseanerson 02/03/2015 at 19:43

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So, let's assume the vehicle has averaged 15mpg. It has a 31 gallon tank, but we'll do something like 27 gallons for average. That's approximately 400 miles/tank. That's 2,258 fill ups. Let's average $3/gallon for that time span. 60,200 gallons. $180,600 spent in gas.

TheHondaBro > Nibby 02/03/2015 at 19:45

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E. Julius > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 02/03/2015 at 19:45

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I know someone who knows someone that allegedly was paid to drive to a city in the south of Texas, pick up an SUV filled with a few hundred pounds of illicit cargo in a parking garage, and drop it off in another parking garage a few hundred miles north. You'll never guess what they got paid with.

E. Julius > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 02/03/2015 at 19:46

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Or it's total bullshit because it's like a 3rd hand retelling. Sounds plausible to me though.

Pontiac would have survived if they sold pickup trucks > E. Julius 02/03/2015 at 19:47

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Sour Patch Kids?

BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. > E. Julius 02/03/2015 at 19:47

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3rd hand retelling? likely bullshit. What did they get paid with though?

E. Julius > BmanUltima's car still hasn't been fixed yet, he'll get on it tomorrow, honest. 02/03/2015 at 19:55

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Well I guess I would've been hearing the second hand retelling, so make of that what you will. The payment was getting to keep some of the cargo to sell. Or use, I guess.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > jkm7680 02/03/2015 at 19:56

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I can find million-kilometer Town Cars all day, every day.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > mcseanerson 02/03/2015 at 19:56

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10 4L65's later... not /s

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > mcseanerson 02/03/2015 at 19:58

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Luc - The Acadian Oppo > Pontiac would have survived if they sold pickup trucks 02/03/2015 at 22:58

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I love those 10/10 would do the job for SPK payment.

Osiris - I can haz Euro spec? > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 02/04/2015 at 13:14

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The sad thing about that picture is that guy actually thought that Shiva from Final Fantasy X (yea, I'm a nerd) looked real enough with him to share the picture with people.